According to a highly funded research conducted by a renown anthropologist, the humans are divided into three kinds by their ability to do mistakes
- People who learn from other's mistakes
- People who learn from their mistake and
- People who never learn
For easy understanding of people who don't understand the meaning of anthropology, lets call the first category "ball-less", the second category as "balled" and the third as "steel-balls".
Ball-less
This category people consider themselves to be the most brilliant people alive. But to be frank, intelligence level of these people are just average. The biggest difference between them and the other humans is that, they have no guts to do anything or take any decision. Or in simple English, they have no balls. I'll illustrate this with a very good example:
Let X be a ball-less and Y be a non-ball-less
X sees that Y lost 20% of his invested money in a very bad move. He concludes that equity share trading is very risky and only fools do it. They never understand or try to understand the famous quote that "Risk comes from not knowing what you're doing" and study about the market and then invest. They just back off ignoring the millions of people who actually make profit.
Balled
These people are the most commonly found human subspecies. Majority of them are ambiverts and always carry a will to live, even if they lose both their hands and legs are sure to be bedridden for the rest of their life. They take risk as they understand that world runs on the theory of "no risk, no profit" but they always play safe. It can be easily assumed that majority of us (Working class people) come under this category and wish to stay here. They always strive to maintain equilibrium between the different roles they lead in their life and get greatly disturbed when something goes out of sync. We can find huge variation in the intelligence levels of the people in this category. Also the risk they take is always directly proportional to their level of intelligence.
Steel Balls
These guys are the guys with real steel balls. They don't know how or what they are doing but they just do it. Majority of the people who are actually successful or I would say satisfied in their life are of this category. Also the people who were successful but now live on the roadside are also from this category. They don't think, they just leap. They won't even think twice before betting their entire life savings on a poker game. Many a times these people are misinterpreted as morons by the other two categories because of their blind risk taking habit but there is a very high probability that they end up regretting that.
So to conclude this article i present to you the distribution graph created by a very complex calculation, which unfortunately cannot be disclosed:
Foot Note: Any queries regarding this article is deeply appreciated but would be more appreciated if it's kept to oneself!
2 comments:
harsh reality put in a not so elegant manner.. Signed
plastic balls that get crushed on a day to day basis..
we expected an article on belly size.
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